Satan's sassy gay brother

satinhands:

My friend got me some peeps today and I refuse to eat them until I get some hot chocolate because there’s one really fucked up yellow one that’s smashed up really bad and had one of its eyes printed on its neck and I want it to know what it’s like to be a real duck swimming around in a cup of cocoa before I eat it.

Can everyone just reblog the shit out of this?

I want to be known on tumblr as ‘The Empeepthy Guy’

xbrizelx:

thegilgamesh:

ease-my-url:

Oh.. My.. God!!

omfg

Hard Summer commercials are my favorite thing

roadicorn:

honeycorrupts:

bigbronzeelephant:

boneses:

a 39 second cosplay skit that receives a standing ovation.

once you watch it, you’ll understand why.

THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS MADE ME CRY BUT DAMN

Genius!!

I’m losing it

She’s living the dream aaahhh

 - Fuckin' Fine Ass Leaves
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ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

typette:

tadelesmith:

is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it? 

here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!

the subtle music in the background is what makes this

oh my god the narration so matter of fact

hollowistheworld:

The worst kind of writer’s block is the kind where you know what’s going to happen and how it’s going to happen and everything other single detail but for fuck’s sake, it won’t turn into words.

spiralstaticecho:

#franziska von karma

lyeekha:

mikki-tsukiyomi:

Well. That was one of the quickest character developments I’ve seen…

Are you seriously telling me that all that villainous squinting and peering about is because he’s meant to be wearing glasses

because that’s amazing

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

hey lets play how hot is that character

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

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mistyfiedpleiades:

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

Wow…

rameldrive:

kinomatika:

SIGHS this was the last ask I did before deleting my ask blog… now I really miss it!

i genuinely cried at this when i realised it was the last ask okay not going to lie

I remember this blog

I really miss it

sassygayzin:

pushbuttonkitty:

lokissaurusrex:

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

number all of them

ALL OF THIS. 

sassygayzin:

pushbuttonkitty:

lokissaurusrex:

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

number all of them

ALL OF THIS.