Satan's Sassy Gay Brother

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.

it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

!!!!!!!!

(via rheannamoon)

beforus:

griimdarkp2iioniic:

beforus:

You: image

Me: image

So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week?

excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you

you:  a dead whittled down tree

me: THE MIGHTY DRANZER POSSESSED BY A SOUL OF A PHOENIX

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LET IT RIP

throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

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and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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friend!!!!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

theunholyboy:

Fitting of my F.A.T.E larp outfit 2# for Henry-Pierre 

theunholyboy:

Fitting of my F.A.T.E larp outfit 2# for Henry-Pierre 

alphaqueer:

Sterek shippers are weird.

Stannis Baratheon and Shrek aren’t even in the same fandom.

Ok but same au Mabel refuses to tell him what happens when he blacks out and one day a kid picks on mabel and he might not remember anything he woke up with his hands strangling the poor guys neck and Mr and Mrs pines flip their shitt like "ohh my fuck what" and Stan saying "I screwed up I screwed up" because bill starts taking over more. But dipper is just a scared sweaty preteen whose soul accidentally got fused with a demon's and he gets angry easy and his eyes can spark and blue fire yeahhh

gothiethefairy:

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But imagine an au where Dipper is a weakydink when he's born and grunkle stan makes a deal w/ Bill to keep him from dying but accidentally sells dipper as a vessel so Bill haunts dippys mind and when dipper gets mad or upset lightbulbs shatter things move his eyes go yellow and he's scared because sometimes he'll black out from bill taking over his mind n Bill talks to him and just chills in his mind and it's scary shit cuz soon dip gets demon powers and Bill becomes a part of him kinda?? au yea
Anonymous

gothiethefairy:

whoa-oh now, anon

that sounds like a pretty bitching fanfic idea.

you should totally roll with that and WRITE IT.

because i’d totally read that.

miljathefailcat:

"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.

mordeshakess:

when really great artists follow u and u don’t want to mess things up

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potentialforart:

hpreducedto1:

I just needed to get this off my chest right now.

best fukin thing

potentialforart:

hpreducedto1:

I just needed to get this off my chest right now.

best fukin thing

pinkdeamon:

spooksy-demon:

((I Want to RP With People But I’m Too Afraid To Talk To Anyone: A 10 page essay by me))

[(I Finally Built Up The Nerve To Talk to People, But I’m Still Too Nervous To RP With Any Of Them: the book by me)]