2,000 dollar bird warmer.
So I’m a beautiful handcrafted wooden top and you’re a mass manufactured metal top that looks cool but breaks in a week?
excuse me let me put this in easier terms for you
you: a dead whittled down tree
me: THE MIGHTY DRANZER POSSESSED BY A SOUL OF A PHOENIX
LET IT RIP
You had me at not crushing my boobs.
i would probably just end up like
and that can’t be healthy
Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.
im coming friend
im here i love u
this is fucking hilarious
Fitting of my F.A.T.E larp outfit 2# for Henry-Pierre
Sterek shippers are weird.
Stannis Baratheon and Shrek aren’t even in the same fandom.
whoa-oh now, anon
that sounds like a pretty bitching fanfic idea.
you should totally roll with that and WRITE IT.
because i’d totally read that.
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.
when really great artists follow u and u don’t want to mess things up